Eleanor Quote #223
Quote from Eleanor in Somewhere Else
Joe: Hi, there, do you have a second to talk about the environment?
Eleanor: Hey. Remember me?
Joe: Ah! Don't hurt me. My bones are brittle. I have a calcium deficiency.
Eleanor: No, I'm not gonna hurt you, man. I came to apologize. There. I did it. I apologized.
Joe: No, you didn't.
Eleanor: Yes, I did, assface. Nope. You're right. I didn't. I apologize for being mean to you like a thousand times. There's really no excuse.
Joe: Thanks. Apology accepted. Uh, what's happening? I'm scared.
Eleanor: Hey, I'm on kinda like a self-improvement kick. Do you think you could help me out, teach me to get all horny for the environment or whatever?
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Quote from Eleanor
Eleanor: And in the end, Anthony Anderson and Jerry O'Connell start a successful shampoo company and you see the kangaroo jumping around Australia. That is the plot of the movie Kangaroo Jack. Why did I tell you that?
Michael: It's unclear.
Quote from Tahani
Eleanor: Wow, so you saw your parents in the test?
Tahani: Yes. And I immediately fell right back into my old pattern, desperately trying to impress them and earn their admiration. Then I heard this little voice in my head saying, "Tahani, don't do this."
Eleanor: The little voice in your head sounds like the old lady from Downton Abbey.
Tahani: Oh, yeah, sorry. Maggie Smith is my godmother. Anyway, I took a deep breath, told them I ate a Cheeto, and walked away.
Eleanor: Man. You have made so much progress. I'm proud of you, hot stuff.
Tahani: Whatever progress I have made, it's because you and I have become mates. That's British for "friends."
Eleanor: No, I know.
Quote from Eleanor
Eleanor: Hey, man. What's up? [Chidi kisses her] Hot diggity dog. Oh, no! Now the thing I said right after we kissed will always be "hot diggity dog." Whatever. It was an honest reaction. I stand by it.