Eleanor: Michael, can you tell us a little bit about that version?
Michael: Reboot number 119. All the restaurants were kabab places. You had a pet lizard which I made poop on you all the time.
Eleanor: No, can you tell us more about Chidi's and my relationship from that version?
Michael: Right. Sorry. Well, you got really into ethics, and you spent a lot of time together. Once you handed him a tissue right before he sneezed, and that simple act of anticipating his needs made him fall for you. One night you took a walk along the lake, and you had your first kiss, which: Gross. Kissing is gross. You just mash your food holes together. It's not for that. Anyway, it uh... It just you know bloomed after that.