Eleanor: Okay, look, when you said you were sad about Jason and I suggested, "hey, find a rebound guy," it's 'cause I thought it was some sort of schoolgirl crush, like, just some guy you made out with a couple of times in the walk-in freezer of a Bruegger's Bagels. Not based on a real example.
Janet: Yes, it is. His name was Marcus Bitsburger.
Eleanor: Marcus? I always called him Ben.