Tahani: Look, Jason, you're lovely, and I've honestly had a wonderful time with you these past few weeks, but why on Earth would I marry you?
Jason: Well, for one thing, we're not on Earth.
Tahani: Decent point.
Jason: Also, we like each other, and I promise to always be nice to you.
Tahani: Okay. I'll marry you. But I need some time to plan a proper reception. I mean, where will everyone sit? Will it be Michael and Janet opposite Chidi and Eleanor or Michael and Eleanor opposite Janet and Chidi?
Jason: Let's have it today at the beach. The beach is where all the best stuff happens like... swimsuit issues and... Saving Private Ryan and Jersey Shore and... crabs!