Eleanor: All right. We're all in. We'll help you.
Michael: You finally listened to reason.
Eleanor: On one condition. You wanna be on our team, you gotta be on our team. Which means the professor over here is gonna give us all lessons on how to be better people. Including you.
Michael: Oh, no. No, I won't be taking any classes. I'm an immortal being with abilities you can only dream...
Eleanor: Yeah, and we're an Arizona dirtbag, a human turtleneck, a narcissistic monster, and literally the dumbest person I've ever met.
Jason: And who am I? Describe me now.
Eleanor: We are all going to take classes. We are all going to improve. And the second you betray us, I walk into Vicky's stinky chowder restaurant and tell her everything. You agree to those terms, and you can join us on Team Cockroach. So what's it gonna be? You're running out of time. And we're your only option. [Michael chuckles softly]