[flashback:]
Vanessa: [speaking Spanish]
Eleanor: [air horn blares] This ain't your bar mitzvah anymore, bitch. It's my 24th birthday! What! Hot tiara, girl. [air horn blares]
[present:]
Shawn: That was "The Crashing and Subsequent Destruction of Vanessa Garcia's Quincenera." Let's move on to another event.
Tahani: "Heckling of Mall Santas"? "Lifetime Ban from Build-a-Bear Workshop"?
Real Eleanor: "Brief Instagram Flirtation with Kid Rock"? Oh, no.