Tahani: As much as I'm enjoying this, shouldn't we be working on your case to try and stay here?
Eleanor: Honestly, how am I gonna help them? They are much smarter than me. Now, hair extensions? This is where I shine. You were already at almost-maximum hotness, but now you look like a sexy, tan Rapunzel. [sighs] Ugh, the dream.
Tahani: And how exactly did you learn how to do this?
Eleanor: When I was 14, I had to make myself look older to get a job. These were the ones I used, and they are real cheap. You're gonna want to stay away from open flames and altercations at outlet malls.