[flashback:]
Eleanor: Hey, babe. Great news, I got us tickets to the Coyotes game.
Samuel: Awesome!
Eleanor: But, ooh, yikes. Turns out two of the players have DUIs. Guess we can't cheer for that team.
Samuel: Eleanor, I...
Eleanor: You know what? Instead, let's just stay in, watch a Roman Polanski movie, listen to R. Kelly, and eat Chik-fil-A. Does that sound good? There's bad stuff everywhere, man. It's impossible to avoid.
Samuel: Yeah, but shouldn't we just try? Shouldn't we just try to do the right thing whenever we can?
Eleanor: Why? It's so much harder to live like that. And it's not like someone's keeping score. [Samuel sighs] Look, I know you're gonna break up with me, okay? I'm not an idiot. I read your emails to your dad. Have fun being so amazing and perfect until you die. And by the way, I'm talking really fast because I still go to Andy's Coffee, and I got a full punch card, bro.