Eleanor: No way. My entire house could fit in this room.
Chidi: Okay, uh... help me out here. Tell me one good thing that you did on Earth, just one truly kind and decent act so that I can feel better about helping you out.
Eleanor: Uh...
Chidi: Let's forget about good. Um, just tell me something neutral about yourself. Like, tell me about the day before you died. What do you remember?
[flashback:]
Joe: Hi, there. Do you have a second to talk about the environment?
Eleanor: Do you have a second to eat my farts? [throws disposable coffee cup on the ground]
Joe: You missed.
Eleanor: Pick it up if you're so horny for the environment.