Rose Quote #1147

Quote from Rose in Old Boyfriends

Rose: "Retired clergyman seeks companion for European tour of ancient cathedrals. No prudes."
Sophia: Circle that. Big star.
Rose: Okay, here's another one. "Recently devastated man seeks companion. Enjoys walks in the rain, midnight swims and skipping"? What kind of a jerk would go out with a guy like that?

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 ‘Old Boyfriends’ Quotes

Quote from Sophia

Sophia: The guy from the ad will be here any second. How do I look?
Dorothy: Ma, you forgot to zip up your dress.
Sophia: I didn't forget. He's probably got arthritis. Why make it any harder?

Quote from Sophia

Dorothy: What is going on here?
Sophia: I'm looking through the personals to find myself a man. Remember what that is, Dorothy? It's an animal, kind of like a woman, except that it's got a-
Dorothy: Ma!

Quote from Sophia

Sophia: No visible means of life support. I like that in a man.