Dorothy Quote #1256

Quote from Dorothy in Old Boyfriends

Sarah: Again, we're sorry for springing this on you. I know it came as quite a shock.
Dorothy: Our hearts go out to both of you, and as soon as Ma and I have talked, we'll get back to you.
Sarah: So you'll seriously consider this?
Dorothy: Well, of course, we will. How could we not? [closes door] What a pair of loons! Ma, this does it. No more of this manhunt nonsense. I'm getting you a plant.

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