Sophia Quote #1814
Quote from Sophia in What a Difference a Date Makes
Dorothy: Ma, I'm going to ask you a question, and however you answer, I'll believe you. Did you tell John Neretti to go away the night of my senior prom because you didn't like the way he was dressed?
Sophia: Well-
Dorothy: Liar! You knew John showed up that night, and you didn't tell me. You didn't want me to go out with him tonight. You knew he'd bring it up.
Sophia: I can explain. Just don't lock me away in another ill-equipped nursing home.
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Quote from Dorothy
Dorothy: Honey, we know dieting is hard. We've all been there. I remember the time Stan and I went on that weight-loss- through-sex diet. The idea being every time you felt hungry, you would substitute food with some sexual activity.
Blanche: Did it work?
Dorothy: I gained 18 pounds.
Quote from Sophia
Rose: You know, Blanche, you put yourself through this hell every year. Are you sure it's worth it?
Blanche: Of course it's worth it. On my anniversary, every year since I was married, I have slipped into my wedding dress and had my picture taken. George was always so proud of me for stayin' svelte. I'm gonna get into that dress this year even if it kills me.
Sophia: It's not you I'm worried about. The last time you went on a diet, you turned into that guy from Silence of the Lambs. You did everything but butter my face.
Quote from Sophia
Blanche: It's gonna be different this time. See, I'm on this drink-it-off diet. "You have two shakes and a sensible meal every day, you lose weight the fast easy way."
Sophia: I prefer the Italian diet. You drink a bottle of wine, make a smart remark, then get your jaw wired.