Sophia Quote #1733
Rose: [singing] I'm singing in the rain. Hi, girls.
Blanche: You're in a good mood, Rose. Is someone expecting her "special visitor" tonight?
Rose: Oh, don't be silly, Blanche. I haven't had my "special visitor" in years.
Sophia: Hey, neither have I. It's amazing, when you live with women, you get on the same cycle.
Quote from Sophia
Rose: So I don't know what to do. I tried to convince Myra that he's just a friend, but she wouldn't listen. She won't accept the divorce. I feel threatened.
Sophia: Oh, please, that's no threat. Where I come from, when someone wanted to make a point, they'd tie a string around your finger. Well, come to think of it, it wasn't a string, it was a piano wire. Actually, it wasn't your finger, it was your neck. Anyway, it was very popular. In fact, piano wire was our village's second biggest export. You know what our biggest export was?
Sophia: Too bad. I don't remember either. My God, I've left brain cells all over the Eastern Seaboard.
Quote from The Flu
Blanche: You don't have to worry about me. I never get sick. I take very good care of myself. I treat my body like a temple.
Sophia: Yeah, open to everyone, day or night.
Quote from The Engagement
Rose: I don't drink before bedtime. I stop all liquids at noon and I still wake up.
Sophia: I never have that problem. Never. I sleep like a log. I never get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I go in the morning. Every morning like clockwork, at 7 am I pee. Unfortunately, I don't wake up till 8.