Sophia Quote #1397
Quote from Sophia in Triple Play
Delivery Boy: Delivery for a Sophia Petrillo.
Sophia: Here's a president you've never seen. Look what I got, Dorothy. A surprise for you.
Dorothy: Oh! Oh. Oh, look at these watches! They must have cost you a fortune.
Sophia: They did.
Dorothy: Where'd you get the money?
Sophia: Is that what you say to someone who bought you a gift?
Dorothy: Ma, I asked you a question.
Sophia: I never told you this, Dorothy, but I'm a special friend of Phil Rizzuto.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Triple Play’ Quotes
Quote from Rose
Rose: I am so glad to finally meet you. Lunch is all set up out on the lanai. Your father says you're a classical musician. What do you play?
Caroline: The English horn.
Rose: I didn't know horns had nationalities. But I guess it makes sense. If jumping beans can be Mexican and fire drills can be Chinese and flies can be Spanish.
Quote from Sophia
Rose: You're not having company, are you, Blanche? Because I want everything to go smoothly for Miles and Caroline. It's a big step, meeting a man's family.
Blanche: Don't worry about it, honey. Men will be over, but they'll be in and out all day.
Dorothy: Don't say it, Ma.
Sophia: I have to, Dorothy. At my age, when you don't say it, it can back up on you and come out some other way.
Quote from Sophia
Dorothy: Ma, I wanna know, where did you get the money?
Sophia: The government has been kinder and gentler by sending me more social security checks than they used to.
Dorothy: The computer made a mistake. Ma, that money doesn't belong to you. Now, how much are we talking about?
Sophia: Enough to have you rubbed out if you rat on me.
Dorothy: Ma!
Sophia: So far, 170 grand. But I haven't checked today's mail.