Dorothy Quote #763
Quote from Dorothy in Rites of Spring
[flashback:]
Stan: That's OK. In Realizations, I learnt that people usually hurt each other unintentionally, therefore they deserve a second chance.
Sophia: I hate you.
Stan: Nothing can bother me. Not now. I'm in a fellowship that accepts me, cares for me and loves me. They'll always be there for me, and I'd like to enroll all of you in that fellowship.
All: No.
Stan: But you've got to.
Blanche: Why?
Stan: Because if I don't meet my quota for enrolling new people in this loving, accepting, caring fellowship, they're gonna [sobbing] kick me out on the street and never speak to me again. Please. At least hear me out.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Rites of Spring’ Quotes
Quote from Dorothy
Blanche: Dorothy, do you realize it's only two weeks till Phyllis's Memorial Day beach party? That means there's only two weeks till we have to get back into bathing suits again. Well, I just slipped into last year's bikini and I think I look pretty good, but you give me your honest advice. Can I still pull it off?
Dorothy: Right now I'd be surprised if you could cut if off.
Quote from Dorothy
Sophia: This cake is guaranteed to make me gain back that pound.
Dorothy: Ma, all this eating you're doing is ridiculous. Now, I am sure you are already back up to 99lbs.
Sophia: We'll see. Wrong again, Kreskin. Still 98.
Blanche: 98 pounds. I can't remember the last time I weighed 98. Probably college.
Dorothy: Where'd you go to college, Blanche? The University of Jupiter?
Quote from Dorothy
[flashback:]
Yvonne: And stretch. Legs wider.
Dorothy: Oh, ow. That hurts.
Blanche: I'm not having any trouble.
Dorothy: Why is it that doesn't surprise me?