Sophia Quote #1054
Quote from Sophia in Blind Date
Billy: Boy, I hate being small.
Sophia: Hey, being small isn't all bad. Take it from someone who knows.
Billy: You mean you?
Sophia: You see Billy Barty sitting here? There are big advantages to being small. One, you never outgrow your clothes. Two, you seldom bump your head. Three, the world thinks you're cute. You think Danny DeVito got to be famous with his good looks? There's nothing wrong with being small, kid, but it is wrong to cheat. If you learn in life to follow the rules and play fair, you'll be heads above the crowd.
BIlly: You know, Sophia, all of a sudden I feel so much better.
Sophia: I had a feeling at your age a good cliche would work. Now eat this.
Billy: What is it?
Sophia: That's a meatball and pepper sandwich. If that doesn't put the weight on you, nothing will. OK, get suited up.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Blind Date’ Quotes
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Blanche: Girls, quick. I need some advice.
Sophia: Wear half as much makeup and twice as much underwear. Take it as a standing recommendation.
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Sophia: Boy, am I steamed! They took Pat Sajak off Wheel of Fortune.
Dorothy: Well, that's because he has his own late-night talk show now.
Sophia: Oh, yeah, right. The man spins a big wooden wheel for eight years, suddenly he's discussing detente with Henry Kissinger. What else happened lately? Mike Tyson hosting Masterpiece Theatre?
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Dorothy: Ma, why are you so cranky today?
Sophia: I'm not cranky. I'm gassy. I had one of those Weight Watchers broccoli au gratins for lunch. Boy, that stuff's murder. I'm surprised Lynn Redgrave has a friend in the world.