Sophia Quote #1040

Quote from Sophia in Blind Date

Sophia: Boy, am I steamed! They took Pat Sajak off Wheel of Fortune.
Dorothy: Well, that's because he has his own late-night talk show now.
Sophia: Oh, yeah, right. The man spins a big wooden wheel for eight years, suddenly he's discussing detente with Henry Kissinger. What else happened lately? Mike Tyson hosting Masterpiece Theatre?

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 ‘Blind Date’ Quotes

Quote from Sophia

Blanche: Girls, quick. I need some advice.
Sophia: Wear half as much makeup and twice as much underwear. Take it as a standing recommendation.

Quote from Sophia

Dorothy: Ma, why are you so cranky today?
Sophia: I'm not cranky. I'm gassy. I had one of those Weight Watchers broccoli au gratins for lunch. Boy, that stuff's murder. I'm surprised Lynn Redgrave has a friend in the world.

Quote from Rose

Rose: Dorothy, I just had a great idea. Why don't you become my assistant?
Dorothy: Oh, Rose, forget it. Forget it. I don't want to get involved in sports with you. No, Rose, you're too competitive. You just take all the fun out of it.
Rose: Not anymore, Dorothy, really. Believe me, all I care about is that these kids have a really good time.
Dorothy: Well, all right. I mean, if you really mean it, you can count me in.
Rose: Oh, great. Oh, with your help, Dorothy, we'll kick their butts. We'll chew 'em up and spit 'em out. We'll make 'em eat dirt for breakfast. ... Because breakfast is the most important meal of the day.