Blanche: I'm seeing that man I told you about I met in the bar, John Quinn. Just got off the phone with him.
Rose: And he asked you out for tonight?
Blanche: Yes! I know it's a little quick, but when Blanche Devereaux wants a man, she does not stand on ceremony.
Sophia: Or the floor.

Sophia: Boy, am I steamed! They took Pat Sajak off Wheel of Fortune.
Dorothy: Well, that's because he has his own late-night talk show now.
Sophia: Oh, yeah, right. The man spins a big wooden wheel for eight years, suddenly he's discussing detente with Henry Kissinger. What else happened lately? Mike Tyson hosting Masterpiece Theatre?

Dorothy: Ma, why are you so cranky today?
Sophia: I'm not cranky. I'm gassy. I had one of those Weight Watchers broccoli au gratins for lunch. Boy, that stuff's murder. I'm surprised Lynn Redgrave has a friend in the world.