Sophia Quote #864
Blanche: That's what they did all right. Delivered the wrong bed.
Rose: You don't like this one?
Blanche: Oh, I think it's the most stunning thing I've ever seen. I absolutely love it, but I can't afford it. Why, that bed back there must cost... exactly what I paid for the one I ordered. They made a mistake. They charged me for the inexpensive bed.
Sophia: Merry Christmas from Neiman-Marcus.
Rose: Sophia, she can't keep that bed. That'd be like stealing.
Blanche: It's only stealing if they find out. The bed's in my bedroom. Who's gonna know?
Sophia: Everyone who knows the bunt sign on the New York Yankees.
Quote from Dorothy
Blanche: Dorothy, can I ask you a question? What do you think I oughta do with my bed?
Dorothy: Put it in the Smithsonian, Blanche. It has more miles on it than the Spirit of St. Louis.
Quote from The Flu
Blanche: You don't have to worry about me. I never get sick. I take very good care of myself. I treat my body like a temple.
Sophia: Yeah, open to everyone, day or night.
Quote from The Engagement
Rose: I don't drink before bedtime. I stop all liquids at noon and I still wake up.
Sophia: I never have that problem. Never. I sleep like a log. I never get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I go in the morning. Every morning like clockwork, at 7 am I pee. Unfortunately, I don't wake up till 8.