Dorothy Quote #470
Quote from Dorothy in Brotherly Love
Blanche: You know, I've never met a neurosurgeon before. I would love to hear more about your work. How about 8:00 tonight?
Ted: Well, that sounds good but I think Stan might have something planned.
Stan: Well, I did have ringside seats at the mud wrestling palace but, hey, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Dorothy: Elegantly put, Stan.
Ted: Well, I guess we're on.
Stan: We better get going, Ted. We want to get a parking space at the nude beach before those perverts show up.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Brotherly Love’ Quotes
Quote from Dorothy
Dorothy: Floozy.
Blanche: Tramp.
Dorothy: I? [laughing] I am a tramp? Blanche, have you heard the latest ad campaigns? Join the Navy, see the world, sleep with Blanche Devereaux? Join the Army, be all you can be, and sleep with Blanche Devereaux? The Marines are looking for a few good men who have not slept with Blanche Devereaux.
Quote from Dorothy
Dorothy: Ted, what a surprise!
Ted: It's great to see you again.
Stan: What about me, babe?
Dorothy: Go hug a landmine.
Quote from Rose
Rose: I can't sleep.
Blanche: Try counting sheep.
Rose: I can't count sheep, I'm allergic to wool. I got to 23 and I broke out in hives. That's when I started counting the members of the Jackson family. Michael, Janet, LaToya, Tito,
Blanche: Rose!
Rose: And then there's Stonewall Jackson but I don't remember him on the Victory Tour.