Blanche Quote #135
Quote from Blanche in Second Motherhood
Blanche: Well, Richard's nothing like that and I don't think he ever could be. He is simply the sweetest, kindest, most handsome man I've ever met. Only I do have a small problem with his money.
Dorothy: Oh, why? You don't think you'll live long enough to spend it all?
Blanche: No. I mean, I just don't want him to think that's the only reason I'm attracted to him. That's why, whenever we're out together, I always pretend to be totally unimpressed by his wealth.
Rose: Isn't that kind of difficult?
Blanche: Oh, no, not at all. I don't give a hoot how much he has. Fact is, I think I'm falling in love.
Dorothy: Oh, come on now, Blanche. Are you telling me that you'd feel the same way about him if he didn't have a dime to his name?
Blanche: Absolutely. I'd just have to see other men behind his back. [laughs] Oh, come on.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Second Motherhood’ Quotes
Quote from Dorothy
Blanche: Well, I just hate myself for feeling this way, but I don't want to be a mother again. I mean, it was a wonderful experience at the time, but I always thought this part of my life was supposed to be for me.
Dorothy: Honey, I understand exactly how you feel. I feel the same way. You know, at our age we should be grandmothers, not mothers. Once a week, the grandchildren come over for a visit. You cook them dinner, they spill it on the furniture. They hide under your bed. You hurt yourself looking for them. They ask you what those spots on your hands are. They tell you they love you and then just before total exhaustion sets in, they go home and become their mother's problems.
Quote from Dorothy
Rose: You're a wonderful plumber's assistant, Dorothy. Boy, you sure know your way around a snake.
Dorothy: I've had a lot of experience. After all, I was married to one for 38 years.
Quote from Dorothy
Rose: Oh, Dorothy, you scared me. What are you doing up so late?
Dorothy: Honey, do you know what's behind that wall that you're banging on?
Rose: A lateral fusion pipe.
Dorothy: And do you know what's on the other side of that lateral fusion pipe?
Rose: No.
Dorothy: My head!