Dorothy Quote #100
Quote from Dorothy in Stan's Return
Stan: I ordered up some refreshments.
Dorothy: Oh.
Stan: After all, this calls for a celebration.
Dorothy: Oh, what are we celebrating? The fact that you got free champagne with your room?
Stan: We are celebrating what you said on the phone.
Dorothy: Oh, what did I say?
Stan: You said, [seductively] "Stanley, Stanley, could I come to your hotel room? I have to see you."
Dorothy: Mmm, no, that's not what I said. I said, [flatly] "Stanley, Stanley, could I come to your hotel room? I have to see you."
Stan: Exactly.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Stan's Return’ Quotes
Quote from Sophia
Sophia: Stan's here.
Dorothy: Oh.
Blanche: What is he doing here?
Dorothy: He needs my signature on some papers so I told him he could stop by. Where is he?
Sophia: I left him on the doorstep. I wanted the neighbors to see what a baciagaloop you married.
Quote from Sophia
Dorothy: Why did I ever marry that man?
Sophia: Because he knocked you up.
Dorothy: Why did I ever let that happen?
Sophia: 'Cause he got you drunk.
Dorothy: Why am I even discussing this with you?
Sophia: Beats the hell out of me.
Quote from Dorothy
Stan: [sobbing] She left me.
Dorothy: What?
Stan: Chrissy left me for a younger man.
Dorothy: Younger than Chrissy? Where did she meet him, Camp Snoopy?