Dorothy Quote #86
Quote from Dorothy in Stan's Return
Rose: She just found out about our vacation.
Blanche: We thought you were gonna tell her, Dorothy.
Dorothy: Well, I was waiting for the right moment. You know, like right after we landed in New York.
Blanche: New York? I want to go to an island.
Dorothy: New York is an island.
Blanche: No, I mean some place where swarthy men who don't speak English rub oil all over your body.
Dorothy: Great, then we can go for a ride on the subway.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Stan's Return’ Quotes
Quote from Sophia
Sophia: Stan's here.
Dorothy: Oh.
Blanche: What is he doing here?
Dorothy: He needs my signature on some papers so I told him he could stop by. Where is he?
Sophia: I left him on the doorstep. I wanted the neighbors to see what a baciagaloop you married.
Quote from Sophia
Dorothy: Why did I ever marry that man?
Sophia: Because he knocked you up.
Dorothy: Why did I ever let that happen?
Sophia: 'Cause he got you drunk.
Dorothy: Why am I even discussing this with you?
Sophia: Beats the hell out of me.
Quote from Dorothy
Stan: [sobbing] She left me.
Dorothy: What?
Stan: Chrissy left me for a younger man.
Dorothy: Younger than Chrissy? Where did she meet him, Camp Snoopy?