Dorothy Quote #409
Quote from Dorothy in A Piece of Cake
[flashback:]
Mr. Ha Ha: The parade's over! Let's hear it for all the birthday boys and girls! But the fun's just about to begin. Because now it's time for your Ha Ha hot fudge cake! Free to all my birthday boys and girls. Only $1.98 to the rest of my little friends.
Dorothy: No, thank you. I've had enough.
Mr. Ha Ha: Oh! I think we have a cranky birthday girl! You see, kids, when you get a little older, you can get a little cranky. And when you get to be as old as Dorothy, well, you can be a real pain in the Ha Ha. So, Dorothy, why don't you just lighten up, enjoy your hot fudge cake and make a wish, OK? Come on, kids. Make a wish and blow out the candles. I hope everybody gets what they wished for.
Dorothy: Do you really, Mr. Ha Ha?
Mr. Ha Ha: Dorothy, if I were you, I'd put the cake down. You see, Mr. Music's brother is Mr. Lawyer. Besides, that's not a very adult thing to do. You're right. I can't do it.
Bobby: Mr. Ha Ha?
Mr. Ha Ha: Yes, Bobby?
[Bobby hits Mr. Ha Ha in the face with his fudge cake]
Bobby: Happy birthday, Dorothy.
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‘A Piece of Cake’ Quotes
Quote from Sophia
Sophia: Don't panic, I'm fine. I haven't had that much. Besides, you think I'd ruin Roberta's milestone birthday?
Rose: Milestone? She's 88.
Sophia: Right. After 80, every year without a headstone is a milestone.
Quote from Sophia
[flashback:]
Sophia: What do I have to celebrate? That I have a miserable marriage and I'm leaving my husband?
Dorothy: You and Pop had a fight.
Sophia: You love to show off that college education, don't you?
Dorothy: OK, why are you mad at Pop?
Sophia: Because your father is a miserable, no-good, insensitive bum!
Salvadore: [o.s.] I heard that!
Sophia: Good, then hear this! May you lose the three hairs left on your head!
Salvadore: [o.s.] Oh, yeah? Well, may you lose your tweezers so your eyebrows meet to cover the wart in the middle of your forehead!
Sophia: That's not a wart, that's a beauty mark!
Salvadore: [o.s.] On Sophia Loren, it's a beauty mark! On you and Khrushchev, it's a wart!
Quote from Sophia
Sophia: I think my milestone birthday was when I turned 50.
Dorothy: Oh, Ma, I remember your 50th. We were supposed to go to a party at Guido's, but you were fighting with Pop.
Sophia: Oh, yeah.
Dorothy: Oh, I'll never forget it. It was Brooklyn, April, 1956.
Sophia: Dorothy.
Dorothy: Yes?
Sophia: I tell the stories around here. Picture it: Brooklyn, April, 1956...