Dorothy Quote #101

Quote from Dorothy in Stan's Return

Stan: That must be my socks and underwear coming back from the laundry. That is one of the biggest drawbacks of being without a wife. [opens door] Chrissy?
Dorothy: Chrissy!
Chrissy: I had to talk to you, Big Stan. Why didn't you return my phone calls?
Stan: I- There's nothing to talk about, Chrissy.
Dorothy: Big Stan?
Chrissy: Who's she?
Stan: Oh, sorry. This is my ex-wife, Dorothy. Dorothy, this is my soon-to-be ex-wife, Chrissy.
Chrissy: Hi. I want you back, Stick Man. I need you back. I was so wrong to think I'd be happier with Jean Paul. I realize that now. I can't spend another night without you in that big, empty, Ionely, solar-heated waterbed.
Dorothy: No need to say a word. I understand. [passes Chrissy a drink] Here you go, honey.
Stan: Dorothy, wait. Chrissy, there is nothing to discuss.
Dorothy: Oh, but Stick Man, I mean, the girl flew all the way from Maui.
Chrissy: Oh, that's all right. I'm a stewardess. I fly for free.
Dorothy: I know, but the thought should count for something.

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 ‘Stan's Return’ Quotes

Quote from Sophia

Sophia: Stan's here.
Dorothy: Oh.
Blanche: What is he doing here?
Dorothy: He needs my signature on some papers so I told him he could stop by. Where is he?
Sophia: I left him on the doorstep. I wanted the neighbors to see what a baciagaloop you married.

Quote from Sophia

Dorothy: Why did I ever marry that man?
Sophia: Because he knocked you up.
Dorothy: Why did I ever let that happen?
Sophia: 'Cause he got you drunk.
Dorothy: Why am I even discussing this with you?
Sophia: Beats the hell out of me.

Quote from Dorothy

Stan: [sobbing] She left me.
Dorothy: What?
Stan: Chrissy left me for a younger man.
Dorothy: Younger than Chrissy? Where did she meet him, Camp Snoopy?