Dorothy Quote #89

Quote from Dorothy in Stan's Return

Stan: You sure all you want is coffee? The corned beef here is really primo.
Dorothy: No. I didn't even want the coffee. You were the one who said it'd be rude if I didn't join you. Besides, I thought the little woman had you eating things like sprouts and roots and those green things that grow under boats.
Stan: Let's not talk about Chrissy.
Dorothy: Oh, come on. We've had a bitter divorce that time has softened into a hostile relationship. I mean, face it, our topics of conversation are limited.
Stan: Come on. We just sold a piece of property that we bought on our honeymoon. Don't you feel a little sentimental?
Dorothy: No.
Stan: Come on, what do you say we take a drive and take one last look at it?
Dorothy: Oh, two hours in a car with my ex-husband, looking at a piece of swampland that I don't even own anymore... Oh, Stan, you really know how to show a girl a good time.

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 ‘Stan's Return’ Quotes

Quote from Sophia

Sophia: Stan's here.
Dorothy: Oh.
Blanche: What is he doing here?
Dorothy: He needs my signature on some papers so I told him he could stop by. Where is he?
Sophia: I left him on the doorstep. I wanted the neighbors to see what a baciagaloop you married.

Quote from Sophia

Dorothy: Why did I ever marry that man?
Sophia: Because he knocked you up.
Dorothy: Why did I ever let that happen?
Sophia: 'Cause he got you drunk.
Dorothy: Why am I even discussing this with you?
Sophia: Beats the hell out of me.

Quote from Dorothy

Stan: [sobbing] She left me.
Dorothy: What?
Stan: Chrissy left me for a younger man.
Dorothy: Younger than Chrissy? Where did she meet him, Camp Snoopy?