Quote from Rose in A Midwinter Night's Dream
Rose: I am so excited. I'm gonna have an old-fashioned St. Olaf wedding. Dorothy, you're my best friend. Will you be my maid of honor? Dorothy: Oh, Rose, I'd be- Wait a minute. I won't have to wear horns or one of those metal brassieres, will I? Rose: Oh, no, Dorothy. I'm the one that's getting married.