Quote from Rose in Like the Beep Beep Beep of the Tom-Tom
Rose: Good news, girls. I've gained four pounds. Dorothy: How is that good news? Rose: Well, it means that all those weight-loss products don't work. Now, to lose those four pounds I guess I'll have to go on a sensible diet that I know gets results. The St. Olaf "I can't believe this is cheese" diet. Dorothy: How does it work? Rose: You eat nothing but rice.