Quote from Sophia in The Impotence of Being Ernest
Rose: Hi, girls. Dorothy: Rose, honey, is something wrong? Rose: No. I'm just a little depressed. Dorothy: Oh, come on now, Rose. If there's something wrong, you can tell us. Is it about Ernie? Blanche: He's lousy in bed. I knew it! I knew there was something wrong with him. Rose: No, he's not lousy. Well, I don't think he is. Blanche: Well, either he is or he isn't. Rose: Well, I'm sure he's not. Of course, I have no proof that he's not, but still, he's not. I think. Blanche: I don't get it. Sophia: Neither does Rose.