[flashback:]
Sophia: Turn that thing off and get up from the couch. Mama will be here any minute and you look like a bum.
Salvadore: So, what's the problem? She already thinks I'm a bum.
Sophia: Salvadore.
Salvadore: What?
Sophia: Did you get me a present for Mother's Day?
Salvadore: Why? You're not my mother.
Sophia: I'm the mother of your children.
Salvadore: A thousand nights of begging. Three times, you said yes. For that, you want a present? It's not enough they declare it a national holiday?