Quote from Sophia in Mother's Day
[flashback:] Sophia: Turn that thing off and get up from the couch. Mama will be here any minute and you look like a bum. Salvadore: So, what's the problem? She already thinks I'm a bum. Sophia: Salvadore. Salvadore: What? Sophia: Did you get me a present for Mother's Day? Salvadore: Why? You're not my mother. Sophia: I'm the mother of your children. Salvadore: A thousand nights of begging. Three times, you said yes. For that, you want a present? It's not enough they declare it a national holiday?