Sophia: You've been tossing and turning all night. What's bothering you?
Dorothy: Nothing, nothing.
Sophia: Don't you break a commandment in this room.
Dorothy: What commandment? Thou shalt not toss and turn?
Sophia: No, thou shalt not lie.
Dorothy: That's not a commandment.
Sophia: Really? That doesn't make any sense. There's, "thou shalt not commit adultery," and "thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife." Two out of ten refer to hitting the sheets, and they couldn't fit in lying? Does anybody think before they write this stuff down?
Dorothy: Ma, you're not making any sense. I can't talk to you when you're half asleep.
Sophia: Excuse me, it's only 4 a.m. Why don't you get a rubber hose and whack me around until I'm razor-sharp?