Sophia: You think you've got problems? I have to kiss a fool to save Dorothy from the curse.
Blanche: So why don't you just kiss Rose and get it over with?
Sophia: Technically, Rose isn't a fool. She's a simpleton.
Blanche: What's the difference?
Sophia: How can I explain it? Fools read "Dear Abby." Simpletons read Ann Landers. It's a fine line.