Dorothy: I'm Dorothy Zbornak. I'm beautiful, men find me desirable, and people want to be my friend.
Blanche: I'm sorry I confused you, honey. You're supposed to say three positive things that apply to you. You know, like you could say, "I'm Dorothy Zbornak. I'm a good speller, and I'm- I'm very prompt and, um" Well, actually, there's- There's no law that says there has to be three.
Dorothy: Actually, I just thought of a third one. I can snap a friend's neck like a twig.