Mr. Gordon: I just got my first assignment to write an article for the book review section. I'm a little nervous. It's due next week.
Dorothy: Oh, well, now you know how we used to feel when you would assign us a book report.
Mr. Gordon: I remember that crazy excuse you used when you didn't hand your paper in. What was it? Oh, that you'd married that kid, Stan, what's his name?
Dorothy: Gee, I don't remember.