Rose: Oh, Thor, I have a confession to make.
Thor: No, Rose, I have a confession to make. Please. It has taken me nine years, ever since I heard Charlie passed away, to get up the nerve to say this, nine years to build up the courage to tell you how I feel, nine years to save enough money for the bus fare to Miami. I love you, Rose. I've always loved you. I've waited a long time for you, and I've finally come to take you back home with me. Now, what's your confession?
Rose: My roommate doesn't wear underwear.