Quote from Sophia in Henny Penny - Straight, No Chaser
Dorothy: Well, Blanche, here you are. You say nobody cares about you? What do you say now? Blanche: Oh! From Mel Bushman. Good ol' Mel. The only person I can always count on. "Dear Blanche, when I heard of your death, it made me realize you don't know what you have till you've lost it. So I'm back with my ex-wife. Love, Mel." Now that is the most insensitive thing I have ever heard. Sophia: "P.S. Sorry I missed your birthday. Happy 68th." Blanche: It doesn't say that. Sophia: I know. I made that part up. Dorothy: Ma, why are you always trying to aggravate everyone? Sophia: To relax.