Quote from Sophia in Once, in St. Olaf
Orderly: Pardon me, but what are you doing in here all by yourself? Sophia: Who are you? Are you an angel? Orderly: I'm the guy that shaves everybody. Sophia: Amazing. That's not even mentioned in the Bible. Heaven sure isn't what I expected. Orderly: Heaven? Ma'am, you're on an elevator in a hospital. Sophia: You mean I'm alive? Orderly: Very much so. Sophia: Then what am I doing in here?