Orderly: Pardon me, but what are you doing in here all by yourself?
Sophia: Who are you? Are you an angel?
Orderly: I'm the guy that shaves everybody.
Sophia: Amazing. That's not even mentioned in the Bible. Heaven sure isn't what I expected.
Orderly: Heaven? Ma'am, you're on an elevator in a hospital.
Sophia: You mean I'm alive?
Orderly: Very much so.
Sophia: Then what am I doing in here?