Blanche: I need the professional care of the most talented hairdresser in Miami, [French pronunciation] Robert. Oh, he's brilliant. Do you know he was the first one ever to use mousse?
Rose: I'd check my facts if I were you, Blanche. Mr. Ingrid of St. Olaf has been using moose ever since I can remember. Of course, it's his own professional secret which part of the moose he uses. But it'll keep your hair in place in winds up to 130 miles an hour.
Blanche: I just don't believe you, Rose!
Rose: Ask Conway Twitty.