Bartender: Hi. Can I get you ladies drinks?
Sophia: I'll have a Manhattan. And don't slip me any of the cheap stuff.
Martha: I'll have another Harvey Wallbanger.
Sophia: You've seen quite a bit of Mr. Wallbanger tonight.
Martha: I'm celebrating, because I've just had an idea that will change my life. Order anything you like. I'm going to have the shrimp cocktail, the cream of mushroom soup, asparagus with hollandaise sauce, and the filet mignon.
Sophia: I like cholesterol as much as the next guy, but you're never gonna get blood to your feet again.