Dorothy: Oh, Ma, that's disgusting. Can't you find a better place to clip your toenails?
Sophia: Don't call me Ma. Call me Sophia like my other friends.
Dorothy: Look, Ma, I am very upset, so please stop teasing me.
Sophia: Dorothy, I've never told this to anyone before. The day I left the hospital with you, I had a gnawing feeling in the pit of my stomach.
Dorothy: Because you suspected I wasn't your daughter?
Sophia: No, because I was in labor for 38 hours. And the doctor bought his obstetric tools from a restaurant supply store. Now, stop talking crazy and go to bed.