Rose: Oh, girls, I'm so glad you're still up. I need to talk to you. I have a problem.
Blanche: Oh, honey, we know you do. You gotta stop buying your hair colorin' out of the 99-cent-or-less bin at the Pic 'n Save.
Rose: This problem has to do with Holly.
Blanche: Her hair's not the color of a Twinkie.