Quote from Dorothy in Fiddler on the Ropes
Dorothy: Now, if you ask me, we are doing fine, starting out slow, you know, going in on that certificate of deposit together. It's the simplest form of investment. An idiot couldn't screw it up. By the way, Rose, what was the rate today for the CD at the bank? Rose: I didn't go to the bank today, Dorothy. I was called into work early, so I asked Sophia to go for us. Dorothy: You let Ma leave the house with $3,000 of our money? Rose: What's wrong with that? Dorothy: What's wrong?! Odds are she'll probably come back with a handful of magic beans!