Stan: Her name is Katherine. We met at the post office. We discovered we had a lot in common.
Sophia: Oh, is she bald too?
Stan: For the first few months I found myself sending her flowers, candy, friendship notes for no special reason.
Rose: That's lovely, Stan. I'm impressed.
Stan: Yeah, I read in a book by some dame shrink that chicks really eat that stuff up. Anyway, Katherine and I fell in love and on the spur of the moment we decided to get married. The wedding is a week from tonight and you're all invited. I talked to the kids. They said they'll try and fly in. I gotta go now. I'm on my way to surprise Katherine with this. What do you think?
Sophia: I think Lisa Bonet spent more on the ring in her nose.