Stan: Sophia, you know, it's been a long time since we've had a talk.
Sophia: Very good reason for that, I hate talking to you.
Stan: What a great sense of humor! What would you say if I told you I've come up with a great way to make some fast money for us, and all you have to do is lie on your back?
Sophia: I'd say you're about 50 years too late on that one!