Ham: I had a nice time tonight, Blanche.
Blanche: You know, I did too.
Ham: And I wasn't sure I would, if you want the truth.
Blanche: What?
Ham: Well, this may sound funny, but I kept thinking, "Here I am, you know, so bald and so heavy. And what if I show up and Blanche looks as pretty as she did 30 years ago?"
Blanche: But I don't.
Ham: No, you don't.
Blanche: What?
Ham: You look prettier. No, I mean it! The face and the figure and that smile, it's all gotten better. Unless it's just my age making me want to see those things.
Blanche: No!