Blanche: It's not easy living with somebody who's always so together. She's so efficient, so organized. She even balances her checkbook.
Dorothy: Since when is competence a crime?
Dr. Ashley: Look, Dorothy cannot be blamed for being capable.
Rose: Well, she doesn't have to lord it over us and criticize us for not living up to her standards.
Blanche: She's always harping on us to do everything just right. I'm surprised she doesn't check our underwear before we leave the house.
Dorothy: Those of you who wear underwear.