[fantasy:]
Dorothy: Ma, what are you doing here?
Sophia: Thanks a lot for leaving me home. Lucky I found this nice German kid who flew me to Red Square. Hello, ladies and gentlemen. I know you're dying to hear my act, so I'll get right to it. I just flew in from Miami and boy, I've got to tell you, your Moscow was one clean town. No litter on the streets and all the bugs are in the American Embassy.