Quote from Blanche in Diamond in the Rough
Blanche: Blanche Devereaux. I am Chairman of the Planning Committee. So, Mr. Smollens, could you tell us a little something about your background? Jake: Well, I've been running VIP Catering for five years. Before that I was a cook in the Navy for 25 years. I can cook beef for 1,500 or Chateaubriand for two. Blanche: No, Mr. Smollens, what I meant was, are you married? Jake: No, I'm not, and please, call me Jake.